The Sweet Up and Down

mood: tired

 My son, Cameran, is learning about bullying in school because apparently it's mandated by the Senate or something like that. Kansas Senate Bill 68 requires district school boards to adopt policies prohibiting bullying on school property, in a school vehicle or at a school-sponsored activity. This bill also requires each school district to adopt and implement a strategic plan to address bullying, including provisions for training and educating staff and students. That's fine. Wish they had something like that when I was in school. But look at where my bullies are now: dead! I was talking with Cameran about it and he had a simple solution to the bullying problem. Kick them in the balls and use a knife to cut them off. They won't be bullying anyone again. I don't know where he got it but you have to admit that they wouldn't be bullying anyone after that. ~Brian